Janine Bretz is an introverted dragon obsessed with her hoards of collections and sleeping for decades. Forced to be awake and interact with humans, she handles the hardships of reality by completely ignoring them and choosing to daydream in fantasy worlds. She shares these worlds with humans in the hopes of making reality suck a little bit less for everyone. 

 

Living in Maryland, she writes incredible books of storytelling. In an effort to stave off insanity, she also listens to music, reads, weaves magic with yarn and thread, or sits upon her hoards and cackles.